Calvinism

Calvinism is one of the most controversial theologies in the modern Protestant era. Many pastors and theologians don’t even touch it, and those that do often feel very strongly about their side, fueling further division. It’s for these reasons that I have felt not just a desire, but a compulsion to write this blog, despite the daunting nature of the task. My hope is that this offers some clarity, peace, and understanding to those who may believe one side or the other, but aren’t sure they know enough about it to feel confident.

In order to stay accessible, I will be splitting up this blog up into several sections, with this overview explaining the top-level arguments, and expanded sub-blogs on the topics that call for more steelmanning or exposition. That way you can choose how deep you want to go on each topic. If any of what I’m writing raises alarm bells or makes you bristle, I encourage you to click on the links and I’ll have much more room in the sub-blogs to flesh out everything I’m saying.

What is Calvinism?

For those who may be new to the concept, Calvinism is most commonly summed up in the acronym T.U.L.I.P. which stands for Total Depravity, Unconditional Election, Limited Atonement, and Perseverance of the Saints. In a nutshell it’s the belief that you were too sinful to be able to choose God or make a righteous decision (Total Depravity), so God chose you. God chose you (and all other Christians) before time and before you could do anything good or evil (Unconditional Election), which means He actively chose NOT to include everyone else, which means He only died for those He chose (Limited Atonement). It had nothing to do with your own free will, because once you’re chosen, you can’t resist God (Irresistible Grace). You also can’t lose your salvation, because you were “elected” and can’t become “unelected” (Perseverance of the Saints).

Calvinism is nothing new. Perhaps the 16th century TULIP version that John Calvin came up with would have a few differentiating factors, but this idea that mankind is a passenger to his own fate predates the New Testament itself and was a well-established belief amongst the prevailing theologies at the time:

The Greeks viewed fate as a powerful force governed by the Moirae, the three Fates who determined the destinies of both mortals and gods. The Romans adopted and adapted the Greek concept of fate, calling it Fatum. To them, Fatum was inescapable, often revealed through divination.

You would expect then, that the early church fathers would have confronted this idea head-on. If they were in agreement on the topic (i.e. “God decides our salvation/fate”) then it would have been an easy connecting point for the early church, and I would expect a Mars Hill style conversation (I.e. “I know the real decider of fate: the unknown God you pray to”). But if they were in disagreement, it would have been pushed back on heavily so as not to allow Greek and Roman theology to distort the church. So what do we get? In all of the known writings from all of the church fathers, we have 350 years (up until Augustine in 411) of unity on the topic:

“This expression [of our Lord], ‘How often would I have gathered thy children together, and thou wouldest not,’ reveals the ancient law of human liberty. God made man a free agent from the beginning, with his own power to obey God voluntarily, not by compulsion” — Irenaeus, circa 178 AD

“Neither do we affirm that it is by fate that men do what they do, or suffer what they suffer; but that each man by free choice acts rightly or sinfully… If it were fated, no one could ever turn from evil to good.” — Justin Martyr, circa 100-165 AD

The early church disagreed with each other on the 1,000 year reign, the eucharist, circumcision, and the Trinity, but despite the fact that the idea that your life was pre-ordained was a very popular gnostic belief at the time, every documented church father for the first 350 years…from Irenaeus, to Justin Martyr, to Polycarp (a disciple of John himself), to Tertullian…all believed salvation and hell were both the result of man’s free-will choice. Sure, some might cite vague references to election (Clement’s “chosen of God”), but these reflect God’s foreknowledge or corporate calling—never in the context of salvation, and never without man’s free-will involvement.

Click here for the full early church father blog — I provide many more sources

So how is it that the entire early church read Ephesians 1, and Romans 9, and John 17, and none of them came to the conclusion that our salvation is predetermined? I think a deep dive on translations and context can clear a lot of this up.

The Scriptures

Every time I bring up this argument to a Calvinist, I get the same response: “But what about those black and white verses in the Bible talking about being predestined?”. I’m going to go through each of these confusing verses and chapters and hopefully shed a little more light on who, and what, Paul is talking about.

Ephesians 1

“In love he predestined us for adoption to himself as sons through Jesus Christ, according to the purpose of his will…making known to us the mystery of his will … which he set forth in Christ as a plan for the fullness of time, to unite all things in him, things in heaven and things on earth. In him we have obtained an inheritance, having been predestined according to the purpose of him who works all things according to the counsel of his will” — Ephesians 1:4-13 (abridged)

The kicker here is what the word “we” and “us” means. If “us” means “you and I individually”, then this leans more Calvinist. However, if “us” means “Jews and Greeks collectively”, then the entire lens of this verse changes. Basically, is Paul speaking in corporate terms, or in individual ones?

Calvin Attributes a Lost Letter

Did you know that John Calvin (1600s) believed that Paul wrote an earlier letter to the Ephesians, even though there isn’t a single record or reference to the letter existing? Why would he suggest this? Because just 2 chapters later, Paul writes this:

“the mystery was made known to me by revelation, as I have written briefly. When you read this, you can perceive my insight into the mystery of Christ, which was not made known to the sons of men in other generations as it has now been revealed” — Ephesians 3:3-4

Note how he says “as I have written briefly”. It seems incredibly unlikely that Paul would be referencing a lost epistle because it flows perfectly in context; he reference the exact same things in Chapter 3 as he does in Chapter 1 (a mystery, revealed to the disciples recently, uniting Heaven and earth).

So why the need for the lost letter? Why does Chapter 3 threaten the Calvinistic reading of chapter 1? Because it clearly explains the mystery and defines the “us”:

“This mystery is that the Gentiles are fellow heirs, members of the same body, and partakers of the promise in Christ Jesus through the gospel. … the plan of the mystery hidden for ages in God, … so that through the church the manifold wisdom of God might now be made known to the rulers and authorities in the heavenly places” — Ephesians 3:6-10 (abridged)

It’s the same format and reference as in Chapter 1, but now he expands on that predestined mysterious plan, and that plan isn’t that our salvations were all preordained, the mystery is that God ALWAYS intended for the gentiles to be a part of the “elect”.

So now that we know exactly who Paul is referring to, let’s replace “us” in Ephesians 1 with “Jews and Gentiles” and see how it reads:

“In love he predestined us (Jews and Gentiles) for adoption to himself as sons through Jesus Christ” — Ephesians 1:11

Way different huh? I think this must be why Calvin suggested an earlier letter with no record of it existing, and it’s also why I believe the early church didn’t get tripped up. Paul’s scope here is corporate, not personal.

Click here to dive more into why a long-lost letter is improbable, and how even this Chapter itself references free will

Romans 9

Many Calvinists use Romans as their “black and white” chapter, arguing that there aren’t many ways to read these verses differently.

Jacob and Esau

“though they were not yet born and had done nothing either good or bad—in order that God’s purpose of election might continue, not because of works but because of him who calls—she was told, ‘The older will serve the younger.’ As it is written, ‘Jacob I loved, but Esau I hated.’” — Romans 9:10-13

“Hated” here is a bad translation. It’s the same word Jesus uses: “If anyone comes to me and does not hate his own father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters, yes, and even his own life, he cannot be my disciple” — Luke 14:26. Clearly Jesus doesn’t want us to hate our parents or our wife or our own life. A better translation would be to “esteem one over the other” Also, Esau reconciled with Jacob, and his descendants, like Teman, were later linked to wisdom (Jeremiah 49:7). This shows ‘hated’ refers to his role, not his salvation or legacy.

So who is Paul referring to when he says “in order that God’s purpose of election might continue”? This verse is why Calvinists often use the “election” language, however, if we skip just two chapters ahead we find this verse:

“As regards to the gospel, they are enemies for your sake. But as regards election, they are beloved for the sake of their forefathers” — Romans 11:28

How is it that you can be an enemy of the gospel, yet part of the “elect”? Either the “elect” means a preordained remnant, or it means the Jewish people. It can’t mean both. So in this case, “election” would refer to God electing the Jews as covenant-bearers, and He’s choosing Jacob as the leader of that, not Esau.

“’I will have mercy on whom I have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I have compassion.’ So then it depends not on human will or exertion, but on God, who has mercy.” — Romans 9:15-16

First, Pharaoh’s story shows free will—he hardened his heart at the beginning (Exodus 7:13, 8:15), and God’s later hardening (Exodus 9:12) continued his choices, a pattern that repeats (Exodus 9:34, 10:1)

Second, “man looks at the outward appearance, but God looks at the heart” — 1 Samuel 16:7. Human will or exertion doesn’t welcome God’s mercy, but our heart condition towards Him does (“God opposes the proud, but gives grace to the humble” — James 4:6). So there’s nothing in this verse to suggest God’s grace is indiscriminate. Let’s also consider the broader point Paul is making: the Jews missed out on being the ones to usher in the Christ, despite the fact that there wasn’t a single group who looked better on the outside. Their human will and exertion clearly didn’t bring them any favor with God.

“You will say to me then, ‘Why does he still find fault? For who can resist his will?’ But who are you, O man, to answer back to God? Will what is molded say to its molder, ‘Why have you made me like this?’ Has the potter no right over the clay, to make one vessel for honorable use and another for dishonorable use?” — Romans 9:19-21

Where have we heard the words “one vessel for honorable use and another for dishonorable use”?

“Now in a great house there are not only vessels of gold and silver but also of wood and clay, some for honorable use, some for dishonorable. Therefore, if anyone cleanses himself from what is dishonorable, he will be a vessel for honorable use, set apart as holy, useful to the master of the house, ready for every good work” — II Timothy 2:20-21

Same author, same allegory, but now we have three more details:

  1. Both vessels are in the “master’s house”, alluding to both vessels being a part of the Kingdom, “in my Father’s house there are many rooms” casting doubt on this text being about heaven and hell
  2. It’s possible to transition from “dishonorable” to “honorable”, so these aren’t fixed outcomes.
  3. “Cleansing ourselves” is a free-will response, and what this all hinges on

We are confronted with this dance between God’s plan, and our response to it. God will accomplish His purpose and it’s his prerogative on how He wants to use you to do it — whether that is in righteousness or rebellion.

To Summarize

I’m always surprised that many seem to miss the end of the chapter. Paul couldn’t be more clear about who he’s referring to, and why God rejected them:

“What shall we say, then? That Gentiles who did not pursue righteousness have attained it, that is, a righteousness that is by faith; but that Israel who pursued a law that would lead to righteousness did not succeed in reaching that law. Why? Because they did not pursue it by faith, but as if it were based on works. They have stumbled over the stumbling stone” — Romans 9:30-32

Paul doesn’t say “why? Because, like Pharaoh, they weren’t chosen”. He says, “because they did not pursue it by faith, but as if it were based on works”. That’s the crux of this entire chapter.

Let’s review a little: Calvinism would force us to believe that Paul starts Romans 9 talking about the Jews as a whole, abruptly switches to a personal lens and drops a theological bomb, announcing that all of our paths are predestined (steering very close to the pagan views at the time), then goes back to talking about Jews as a whole again without explaining himself or going into detail. Then at the end of the chapter he plainly tells us he’s referring to the Jews as a whole and how God rejected them because they chose works over faith, but somehow God also rejected them before they were born, to no fault of their own, because they weren’t “elected”?

As if that’s not enough, two chapters later he tells us that the “elect” are the Jews and can be enemies of the gospel. Years later, he uses the exact same “vessels” analogy writing to Timothy, but lists both vessels as being in the same house, avoids predestination entirely, and commands a free-will action (“cleanse yourself”) — which would be redundant and unnecessary if God already predestined it.

The Calvinistic view of Romans 9 is an absolute mess when you put it into context.

It seems to me that the early church, with a perfect translation, would have known that Paul was always referring to a corporate lens, and with cultural context (Roman and Greek beliefs at the time), they knew he wouldn’t have abruptly brought up a pagan view on predestination without a lot of explanation.

This chapter is the most dense and requires the most explanation, so I recommend you follow the link below for a more references, verses, and context, along with a steelmanned Calvinist pushback.

Click here for a sub-blog on more Romans verses and Calvinist counterarguments.

John 17

The reason I decided to use John 17, is because I can not only address the confusion surrounding this chapter, but clear up a lot of the confusion in the Gospels where Jesus alludes to God “giving believers to Him” (i.e. Matthew 11:27, Luke 10:22, John 6:37-39, John 10:29, and this chapter itself)

First, let’s consider the order of salvation from a Calvinist, and non-Calvinist perspective:

Calvinist

  1. God chooses you before the foundations of the world
  2. At some point, because you were chosen, you are irresistibly woo’d to accept God
  3. Once you accept your need for God, Jesus’ sacrifice cleanses you and gives you new life, and you’ll “never be snatched from His hand” — John 10:29

Non-Calvinist

  1. You recognize your own sinful state and desire repentance, either through someone sharing, or your own realization (God “knocking”)
  2. God “judges your heart” and brings you to Jesus
  3. Once you accept your need for God, Jesus’ sacrifice cleanses you and gives you new life, and you’ll “never be snatched from His hand” — John 10:29 (some believers don’t believe in “once saved, always saved”, so this might leave room for someone who willingly walks out of God’s hand, but I digress)

We share the 3rd step. Using that as context, let’s begin:

“since you have given him authority over all flesh, to give eternal life to all whom you have given him — John 17:2

And

“I have manifested your name to the people whom you gave me out of the world. Yours they were, and you gave them to me, and they have kept your word” — John 17:6

I’m failing to see where there is any controversy — the verses themselves speak to the 3rd step in both theologies: God bringing you to Jesus to be washed clean and given eternal life. The only conflict we have is WHEN God gave someone to Jesus. Calvinists say before the foundations of the world, non-Calvinists say once they were receptive to it.

Most of Jesus’ miracles involved recipients showing prior faith in God or Jesus (i.e. Matthew 8:5-13). So did God set up their already willing heart with a divine encounter with Jesus? If God did, then how does that violate free-will?

Next, here’s the verse Calvinists often quote:

“I am praying for them. I am not praying for the world but for those whom you have given me, for they are yours” — John 17:9

Calvinists argue this excludes the world from Jesus’ atonement, claiming that combining it with John 17:2 (“to give eternal life to all whom you have given him”) proves only the elect are saved and eternal life is only for a pre-chosen elect, but Jesus is clearly speaking solely to His inner circle (the disciples) here. Why? Because 3 verses later Jesus references Judas as one of them:

“I have guarded them, and not one of them has been lost except the son of destruction, that the Scripture might be fulfilled” — John 17:12

(Overlooking the fact that Judas is considered one of the ones that God gave to Jesus and was still lost…)

We have even more evidence of Jesus narrowing the prayer’s focus, because later he joins the outer circle, as well as the rest of the world into his prayer in verse 20 and 21:

“I do not ask for these only, but also for those who will believe in me through their word, that they may all be one, just as you, Father, are in me, and I in you, that they also may be in us, so that the world may believe that you have sent me” — John 17:20 — 21

Once again, a chapter that Calvinists use to validate their theology, ends up turning against them since here Jesus desires for 3 categories to hear and believe:

  1. The disciples
  2. Those who believe because of the word that the disciples shared
  3. The rest of the world

According to Calvinists, the “elect” would be covered in the first 2 categories, and “the rest of the world” shouldn’t have been included in this prayer. Some Calvinists might suggest that the world might believe that Jesus was the Son of God, but that doesn’t mean they are saved. However, that word “believe” (pisteuō) is the same word as the one in John 3:36: “The one who believes (pisteuō) in the Son has eternal life”.

So to summarize: the order of our salvation was always supposed to be us crying out to God, and God bringing us to Jesus to act as our High Priest on our behalf to reconcile us with God (In fact, this chapter is commonly referred to as the “High Priestly Prayer”). So Jesus mentioning those “to whom God sent” falls in line with what non-Calvinists have believed all along.

Click here for my full breakdown on John 17

There Are a Lot of Verses That Contradict Calvinism

Ok, now that we’ve addressed the verses Calvinists use, it’s my turn. There are tons of verses that contradict Calvinism, and unlike the verses above, they are a lot more straightforward, in context, and difficult to dodge:

“For God so loved the world, that WHOSOEVER believes in Him will not perish, but have everlasting life” — John 3:16

The common Calvinist reply to this, is that the word “whosoever” here in the Greek is “pas” and “pas” in certain contexts can mean “all kinds of people” not necessarily “all people”. Now, there’s still the issue of the word ‘world’ here being ‘kosmos,’ meaning ‘the inhabitants of the earth,’ but let’s roll with their take. In that case, this verse is really a doozy:

“So then as through one trespass [Adam’s sin] there resulted condemnation for all (pas) men, even so through one act of righteousness there resulted justification of life to all (pas) men” – Romans 5:18 (emphasis on “to”. Justification is presented TO all men, not received by all men)

If John 3:16 isn’t black and white, then this one certainly is. Calvinists must believe that the word “pas” translates to “all men” in the first part of the verse when speaking of Adam, because one of their TULIP pillars (Total Depravity) must apply to every man. But that means that “all men” must also be given the gift of justification by Jesus, which contradicts the other TULIP pillar, Limited atonement. 

So Even if “pas” means “all kinds of people” in John 3:16, Romans 5:18 uses the same word in a way Calvinists can’t dodge.

Check out my deep dive on this verse, including the Calvinist steelman

Why do I need a deep dive on this one verse? Because I think it’s one of the most black and white verses against Calvinism in the Bible, and the more you dive into the translations and context of those words, the more you find that it simply couldn’t have been translated another way. On top of that, it shows up in the same book and author as the infamous Romans 9 that Calvinists use often…adding to the argument that Roman’s 9 was always meant to be from a corporate lens. If I was forced to use only one verse in the Bible to disprove Calvinism, this verse would be enough.

There are many more verses:

“He is the atoning sacrifice for our sins, and not only for ours but also for the sins of the whole world.” — 1 John 2:2

Calvinists might claim ‘whole world’ means the elect across nations, but Revelation 7:9 (“a great multitude that no one could number, from every nation”) shows there were plenty of ways to say ‘every nation’ if he wanted—‘holos kosmos’ is deliberately broader. Calvinism forces us to bend and twist this unnaturally to limit an expression that none of the early church fathers interpreted as limited.

“How often would I have gathered your children together as a hen gathers her brood under her wings, and you were not willing!” — Matthew 23:37

Why would Jesus have any frustration for something that was preordained and irresistible? Calvinists might say Jesus’ frustration reflects God’s sovereign will, but then the verse would need to say, “but God was not willing!”. There is no divine frustration without culpability, and there is no culpability without the freedom to make the choice.

Click here for many more verses and a calvinist steelman on them

Final Thoughts: Logical Inconsistencies

I’ll wrap this up with the logical inconsistencies and worrisome outcomes that are implicated by Calvinism. It isn’t scripture, but now that the full scriptural argument has been laid out, I felt it was appropriate to also include my own feelings and thoughts:

First, my biggest concern with this theology, is that it turns Divine Romance into Divine Coercion. Since I’m unable to even respond to God on my own volition, then my relationship with God becomes just an acknowledgment of His goodness, not a response to His kindness (“God’s kindness is meant to lead you to repentance” — Romans 2:4) and eliminating your ability to reciprocate in your relationship with God can be very damaging to your God-view.

If we’re made in God’s image to judge angels, why would we lack the free will that God and angels have, and how could we possibly judge an angelic creature?

Why does the Kingdom of God always spread at the same rate, time, and location as the missionaries who go there? Shouldn’t there be just as many Christians in random African villages as there are in the Bible Belt? If God chose the elect and it had nothing to do with any decision they may or may not make, then why is the most common reason for identifying with Christianity your place of origin?

Why do we need evangelism? If you’re a Calvinist, it would just be: “someone is irresistibly woo’d to tell someone about God, and that person is irresistibly woo’d to accept” — but even that goes too far, since we wouldn’t even need the evangelist. Someone could just be irresistibly woo’d to pick up a Bible. So then this verse doesn’t really make sense:

“How then will they call on him in whom they have not believed? And how are they to believe in him of whom they have never heard? And how are they to hear without someone preaching? And how are they to preach unless they are sent?” — Romans 10:14

According to the Calvinist, someone should have just told Paul, “they don’t need to be preached to, and they don’t need to hear — they’re just going to be irresistibly woo’d into calling on Him”.

How can there be “weeping and gnashing of teeth” if the unsaved never had a chance? Also, it seems really dark to have a God make someone, just to damn them through no fault of their own. Try saying “God’s ways are higher than ours” to the mother who must watch her son go to hell because Jesus didn’t die for him because he wasn’t chosen.

If salvation outcomes are God-ordained, what is satan even trying to accomplish? If he has no effect on where a person ends up, then what exactly makes satan evil? Ireneaus answers that question brilliantly:

“He did not predetermine that some should be wicked and others righteous, for then He would be the author of evil, which is impossible.”

The goal was to allow this overview blog to stand on its own, but if anything is still confusing, feel free to click on the links for a further deep dive.

Hopefully this helps clarify some of those tricky parts of the Bible and can be used as a resource in the future!

Skubalon

Skubalon. This word is far more than a simple debate for amusement amongst Greek scholars. This word encompasses lifestyles and a general understanding about the kinds of people the Apostles were, and poses a certain threat, or comfort, depending on which side of the isle you happen to be on.

A little context: Paul and I seem to have some connecting points. I was raised in an incredibly conservative home, and we grew up under the pretext of always seeming to want to outdo the purity index. My mom’s constant phrase was, “don’t water down your faith”. In her perspective, “water down” could probably be seen as “not profitable” as a hail to the verse, “all things are lawful, but not all things are profitable”. The mistake that I think happened, was that my mom with golden intentions, translated that verse in her head as, “if it isn’t profitable, it isn’t lawful”. The issue with that, is that the term “profitable” should be relative, while “lawful” should be black and white.

Consequently, I grew up with a constant push to be more “lawful”. If music wasn’t Christian, or if it was too rocky, it wasn’t lawful. If fashion was too “worldly”, it wasn’t lawful. If speech wasn’t proper, it wasn’t lawful. If romantic relationships weren’t practical, they weren’t lawful. So for example: since marriage wasn’t practical in Jr High or High School, romantic feelings weren’t lawful, and I was watched like a hawk by my other siblings to make sure that I wasn’t being flirtatious with a girl when I was 14, lest I break the family law. The music I listened to was heavily monitored and my parents used to preview my CDs, track by track, removing any of the tracks that had too much electric guitar. My Audio Adrenaline CD was taken away, and my Avalon CD was whittled down to 6 tracks. Bright colors became popular when I was in high school, so I once bought a bright orange t-shirt from Target, and when I showed it to my parents, they made me take it back and get my money back. 

My parents would tell me that no one was going to hell by breaking those rules, but that those precepts would help to make sure that my faith wasn’t “watered down”.

There’s something in all of us I think, that wishes for an ideal. We see the Holiness of God, and understandably don’t measure up, so we climb ladders in a hope that God doesn’t need to come down quite as far to reach us. 

I think Paul had a similar mindset. He was raised in a hyper-conservative home, became a top Pharisee, and seemed to also see everything “not profitable” as equating to “not lawful”. If holiness was a ladder, Paul seemed to be in the business of manufacturing rungs. 

So back to Skubalon — this word seems to be of a special importance to me, because curiously, Paul uses this word to describe his previous accolades in wrung manufacturing:

“Although I myself could boast as having confidence even in the flesh. If anyone else thinks he is confident in the flesh, I have more reason: circumcised the eighth day, of the nation of Israel, of the tribe of Benjamin, a Hebrew of Hebrews; as to the Law, a Pharisee; as to zeal, a persecutor of the church; as to the righteousness which is in the Law, found blameless. But whatever things were gain to me, these things I have counted as loss because of Christ. More than that, I count all things to be loss in view of the surpassing value of knowing Christ Jesus my Lord, for whom I have suffered the loss of all things, and count them mere skubalon, so that I may gain Christ”

Philippians 3:4-8 

So what does skubalon mean exactly? The controversy rests in the NET bible cliff notes describing this word:

“The word here translated ‘dung’ was often used in Greek as a vulgar term for fecal matter. As such it would most likely have had a certain shock value for the readers. This may well be Paul’s meaning here, especially since the context is about what the flesh produces.”

So if we take this note to heart, then the word should have been more properly translated to “shit” or “bullshit”. I mean, what other word could be translated “dung”, but with shock value? “Crap” simply doesn’t have shock value, since you could use that word in a G-rated movie (although amusingly, some translations have suggested “crap” as the appropriate translation). 

From what I’ve seen, this causes a conundrum amongst two sides of the church: the first side seems to be those who came from the world and who are careful to not give someone liberty to swear. They would use the verse “let no unwholesome thing come out of your mouth” as pretext for why Paul would have never used a cuss word. The other side (the one I came from) are those who come from religion and find this word as a source of freedom to explain that not only is Paul outlining the fact that his religious background was worthless, but he was using a cuss word to do it in order to further extend the point.

Espousing a different perspective, even momentarily, can be among the most alien and offensive concepts to our human nature. In my case, it’s very difficult to consider the idea that Paul DIDN’T cuss, because it offers sweet justification for why I no longer identify with the legalistic and religious views that I was raised with. However, I must also consider the perspective of those who find this concept offensive, because in many cases, those on the opposing side of the isle have found a ton of freedom in the structure and self-discipline that the Christian life offers, and this appears to be an affront to that.

So as with many things, I must be careful not to straw man either side (“straw man” is when you prop up an unfairly weak argument on the opposing side so as to be able to easily dismantle it). In preparing for this, I read many articles on both sides of the issue in order to get a full understanding.

So without further ado, the answer lies in etymology, as do many controversial topics to the Christian faith.

Skubalon is another one of those words that only show up a few times in ancient writings, and only once in the Bible. The first record of this word was in the 3rd century BC, and the last reference seems to have been in the late 4th century. As many obscure greek words go, the meaning seems to have changed a bit in those 700 years, becoming less offensive as time went on.

During the time of Paul, the word was used primarily for “dung”, but there seemed to be a distinction between dung in a chamber pot, and dung that was thrown out:

“till, there is a problem and not a small one in the work of the engineers. When they paved the streets they did not install beneath them underground drainage. Instead τὰ σκύβαλα covers the surface, and especially in the rain when τῶν ἀποσκευῶν is thrown out” (Strabo, Geography. 14.1.37)

Here, the dung (σκύβαλα (Another form of Skubalon) covers the surface, while another word is used when it is thrown out.

Critics have argued further that the word would have been an acceptable word, since there are references to it in a medical sense:

Artemidorus, Oneirocritia (second century AD) “ In the context of his first book, a discussion of anatomy, he refers to human excrement as σκύβαλον (Skubalon)”

Conversely, Josephus uses it to outline the disgusting practices of those suffering a famine during the fall of Jerusalem:

“some persons were driven to that terrible distress as to search the common sewers and old dunghills of cattle, and to eat the dung [σκύβαλα] which they got there”

Because of this, scholars have been divided on the meaning of the word, and it becomes tricky whenever something in the Bible is gray, because both sides can bring strong claims, and thus, your individual perspectives end up reigning supreme.

However, (perhaps because of my own perspective) I found the work of John David Punch to be helpful in this analysis, since he brings up the argument that Paul could have used several other words, yet chose not to. In his words:

“While it is important to remember that it is always tenuous to suggest what words an author must or must not use, it is wise to consider alternative terms that were available at the time of composition, especially any technical terms that are more widely used than obscure slang”

κόπρος, σκῶρ, περίττωμα/περίσσωμα, and χέζω are all words that could have been easily substituted for a less controversial tone, and all those words are used far more commonly in ancient writings. όπρος is associated with animal waste and was used by Homer and is generally seen as an unoffensive term. σκῶρ was commonly used for human waste in an unoffensive way. περίττωμα was used as a medical term describing human waste and was used commonly and without controversy. Lastly, χέζω was used to describe “bowel movement”, and was acceptable to general audiences. As Punch describes: 

“Each of these terms has thousands of occurrences dating back to the time of Homer, none of which appears to have offensive overtones. By contrast, σκύβαλον occurs only a very few times in a comparable period and at least a handful of these appear to have the intent of provoking strong reactions to foul and loathsome descriptions.”

Punch continues: 

“This provides the second piece of evidence to consider. It seems apparent that the term σκύβαλον, and likely various related terms, are regularly used to provoke an emotional response, at least in earlier references. Later usage shows signs that the term had lost much of its shock value (Wallace 2007), but early references seem to suggest that σκύβαλον was used to express extreme disgust. As Lang comments (1985, 445), ‘Only with hesitation does literature seem to have adopted it from popular speech.’ The infrequent occurrence of the term in written form should confirm that understanding of it.”

Lastly, and perhaps the most convincing, is the graffiti at Pompeii. The reason that this is the most convincing to me, is because we have a nearly perfect date (79AD), and we have the word (or at least a derivative) in full context. The graffiti at Pompeii looks very similar to the graffiti of today — a litany of “street terms” that are often inappropriate, and yet sometimes even profound. Here are a few amusing inscriptions that were found:

“I screwed the barmaid.” — Caupona of Athictus; right of the door

“Celadus the Thracian gladiator is the delight of all the girls.” — House of the Gladiators; column in the peristyle

“Cruel Lalagus, why do you not love me?” — On the Vico degli Scienziati

Blondie has taught me to hate dark-haired girls. I shall hate them, if I can, but I wouldn’t mind loving them. Pompeian Venus Fisica wrote this.” — Atrium of the House of the Large Brothel

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend.” — Atrium of the House of the Ara Maxima

“Atimetus got me pregnant.” — In Vicolo del Panattiere, House of C. Vibius

So amongst those wonderful phrases (as well as several that were too obscene to list), are 4 phrases with the original latin word (cacare), which is the base for the word κόπρος, a derivative of our word used by Paul:

“Lesbianus, you defecate (cacare) and you write, ‘Hello, everyone!’” — Pottery Shop or Bar of Nicanor; right of the door

“To the one defecating (cacare) here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.” — House of Pascius Hermes; left of the door

“Defecator (cacare), may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place.” — Just outside the Vesuvius gate

“’Secundus defecated (cacare) here’ three time on one wall.” — House of the Centennial; in the latrine near the front door

“Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated (cacare) well here.” — House of the Gem

This to me, offers some legitimate context. Skubalon was a word that would have been at home amongst bathroom stall scribbles. It was crude and offensive.

Conclusion

Paul was clearly wanting to convey a certain amount of harshness. That fact is something that most scholars agree to on both sides, due to the fact that he seems to be increasing the intensity as the verse goes on:

“But whatever things were gain to me, these things I have counted as loss because of Christ. More than that, I count all things to be loss (zēmia, “loss” is a good translation) in view of the surpassing value of knowing Christ Jesus my Lord, for whom I have suffered the loss (zēmioō, [passive] to suffer damage — more intense) of all things, and count them mere skubalon (most intense), so that I may gain Christ”

Taken in the context of etymology, it would seem as if the term would have been at best slang (due to the profound lack of commonality of the term), and at worst offensive. I tend to lean towards the offensive side of the scale.

If you’ve read the Bible enough, this doesn’t seem too far out of character. Jesus called the Pharisee’s “sons of snakes” and “white-washed tombs”. In Galatians, Paul sarcastically tells the religious that if they view circumcision as the means to salvation, they should go all the way and “emasculate themselves entirely”. 

In closing, I believe that there are certain instances where one cuss word can say a thousand words. We should note however, that just like today, there were many Greek cuss words that Paul could have used, and yet didn’t, and the cuss word that he did appear to use was only written once. I don’t believe that cussing like a sailor is helpful to your witness or in line with the language of the apostles:

“If someone believes they have a relationship with God but fails to guard his words then his heart is drifting away and his religion is shallow and empty”

I also don’t believe that truly obscene phrases and words are helpful, and that’s further emphasized with the verse “let no unwholesome word come out of your mouth”.

However, there is a difference between offensive, and unwholesome. The Bible can be very offensive, but it is always wholesome. Telling someone, “you’re a badass” may be offensive if there are kids in the room, but the effect you would have on someone would be positive, thus, wholesome. 

Looking back at my past and comparing notes with Paul gives me a bit of context I think. I can look back at all of my religious strivings and happily use the word “bullshit” to describe them, especially after experiencing the true freedom of Jesus. The fact that I would use a slang and offensive term to describe it carries even more meaning, since by using the word, I am also ironically betraying the concepts of religion. So after much study, I believe Paul was doing the same.

Of Nike, Kaepernick, and Referees

I rarely ever post political things. This isn’t because I don’t have an interest or a desire to be aware of politics. It is because politics are one of the most polarizing arena’s and, call it “middle child syndrome,” but I constantly feel the need to play referee in the fray.

Last week, Nike released an ad showcasing the very controversial Colin Kaepernick (as you may recall, it was Kaepernick who started the movement of not standing during the national anthem). At first, Nike’s stock plummeted. The right-leaning supporters pointed fingers in a childish “serves you right” kind of way, just to have the stocks start to rise again days later, which then had the left-leaning supporters pointing fingers in a “I told ya so” kind of way. And thus, explains my hesitance to ever get into the middle of these kinds of things…

The truth of what actually happened unsurprisingly lies somewhere in the middle. Nike was in the midst of it’s most successful year ever before the ad. Then the ad hit and their stocks plummeted briefly, but then soon after, they began the same trajectory upwards that they had before and made it all too convenient to say “Nike hits record stocks after Kaepernick ad!”.

So now to the actual moral issue at hand: Let’s be clear, Nike is not a humanitarian company. Nike has frequently been plagued by humanitarian horrors, and it’s plagued them since their cruel working conditions were uncovered in the 90s:

“Workers complain that many faint during shift from exhaustion, heat, fumes and poor nutrition. Ernst and Young similarly found in China that the plants have no safety goggles, fume hoods or gloves for workers handling dangerous chemicals such as benzene and toluene, a known carcinogen that poses a fatal risk. Exposure rates were upwards of 177 times that considered dangerous. In the same Chinese factory, almost 78% of the workers had a respiratory disease. Despite the respiratory illness, not one of the workers had been moved to a department that was free from these dangerous chemicals.”

It took a CBS special investigation to finally bring those horrors to the public light, and only then did Nike agree to adapt a Code of Conduct. However:

“According to the Educating for Justice group, between 50 and 100 percent of Nike factories require more working hours than those permitted by the Code of Conduct. In 25 to 50 percent of factories, workers are required to work 7 days a week, and in the same percentage of factories, workers are still paid less than the local minimum wage.”

Let’s not forget, Nike builds these factories in places like Vietnam and South Africa because they can get away with paying them $73.94 and $31.43 per MONTH, respectively. It would take 2 months for Nike to have paid one of their Vietnamese workers what they will sell one pair of shoes for.

So as far as ethics go, it seems all too American of us to flood to the stores to support Nike because of an ad that they ran, without even stopping to consider if they are putting their money where their mouth is. Nike doesn’t care about people. Nike cares about money.

So then there’s the curious experiment about our nation: perhaps it says a lot about the civil rights movement if Nike’s stocks rise? Or perhaps it says a lot about the right-leaning movement if Nike stocks take a hit? Party wars are fun right? Because it’s like cheering on your favorite football team. Except it’s not. Try explaining to a Vietnamese woman — who works ungodly hours and still can’t make enough to live — that the reason you’re cheering on the corporation that is oppressing her is because of a fun political party rival. Besides, the fact that Nike is having a record year in sales is something to celebrate right?

If the left were to actually care about human rights more than their “party badges,” they would have called Nike out for their hypocrisy and boycotted Nike for attempting to use an ad to pander and manipulate the left into believing that Nike, as a company, cares about people.

The right constantly complains that they are falsely accused of cruelty, when in fact, (or so they would claim) they are the one’s who are helping people. If that’s the case, then your Nike shoe-burning social media posts and boycotts should have started a long time ago, not just when it became a convenient club to bash the left with.

Lastly, if Colin Kaepernick actually cared about humanitarian efforts, he would have done his homework and refused to be the face of a company that cruelly takes advantage of the laws of 3rd world countries in order to exploit the people working there.

Right, left, conservative, liberal — I’m frustrated by the smokescreens that everyone buys into. What if we stood on principles instead of parties? Maybe then we could actually get something done.

See? I told you, it sucks being the referee.

Operation – Make Mondays Happy Again

Mondays. For most people, just that word is enough to cause a sigh and a long list of negative associations. It’s like sledding: for most of the week you climb that hill with your sled, trudging up as far as you can, until 5:00pm on Friday rolls around and you can actually start sledding down the hill. You have a ton of fun through Saturday, relax on Sunday, and then Monday begins the climb back up the hill.

Mondays are even worse for entrepreneurs I think. People wake up on Monday and are often in a bad mood and forcing themselves to be productive. In consequence, they come up with all kinds of “urgent situations” and this turns into a sort of “kick the dog” scenario where the president kicks the COO who kicks the assistant who kicks the department lead and somewhere down the line, the entrepreneur gets kicked because he’s supposed to offer a service somewhere in the mix, and then down the line it goes until the kid kicks the dog.

So what happens to the entrepreneur, is that (in my case) I have 5-6 clients that I could be working with at the same time. So I end up getting kicked 5-6 times on Monday.

My phone and email blows up with all of these “urgent” requests and everyone wants to know what my plans are to resolve their issue so that they can report back up the chain of command.

Monday is the day that everyone holds a lighter in one hand, and a fire extinguisher in the other. They start fires for those below them, and try and put out the ones that their superiors light above them. The entrepreneur ends up trying to put out 5-6 fires and in my experience, wastes so much of their peace and energy and enjoyment to try and please a group of people who are too stressed to prioritize or negotiate respectful timelines and expectations.

I’ve been a full-time entrepreneur now for 2 years. It took me more than a year and half before I realized that it was possible to actually enjoy the start of your week. Believe it or not, the entrepreneur can have better Mondays than those who are employed by others…it just takes a few uncomfortable weeks to set a premise.

Enter, Operation: Make Mondays Happy Again

I decided to try something out: take Monday off. Tell my clients that I will be out of the office on Mondays, and will return on Tuesday. To take it a step further, I decided to plan to make Monday my favorite day, by making it a day for me. I record music, write a blog, go shopping, work out and any and all hobbies that might sound good at the time. I also spend a portion of the day setting things up for the week.

At first, my clients were confused and some of them made such a fuss over the high priority nature of the task, that my first Monday was only a half day off. But after a couple of weeks, my clients started to get used to it. They stopped reaching out, because I would just politely reply, “I’m sorry, I’m not in the office on Mondays, but I will review this task tomorrow”.

The result was incredible. Strangely enough, issues that were “ASAP!” and high priority and high stress environments — those same issues weren’t a big deal on Tuesday morning. When they would reiterate Monday’s request on Tuesday, it was delivered with a realistic suggested timeline, and some tasks ended up being forgotten altogether.

High priority doesn’t always mean highly important. Being busy doesn’t always mean being productive. In a scramble to feel as if you are being productive, you often forget to see if that task is even necessary, or worse, if that same task could be done in a different way that might be more efficient or provide better results. Nothing makes you spin your wheels unnecessarily, more than a stressful environment and high tension demands.

Inventory of my time made me realize that Mondays were responsible for 90% of the hours that were busy but not really making an impact towards anything.

What happened when I turned Monday into me-time, was that I was able to better prepare for things. I would clean my house, meal prep, play music, go get a massage, strategize the week, etc. and by the time Tuesday arrived, I was in a good mood and ready to take on my tasks with vigor.

As far as productivity is concerned, I accomplish more during the weeks where I take Monday off. It’s that simple.

I used to go to bed really late on Sunday night, because I dreaded Monday morning and I would want to squeeze every bit of freedom out of my weekend before I would have to wake up to the chaos. I used to feel like someone kicked me in the gut by the time Monday was over, and it would set the tone and stress levels for me for the entire week. Now, I relax and go to bed early. I wake up in a good mood, and look forward to finally getting to invest in myself.

Work a few hours on Saturday or Sunday if you really need to. Work longer days from Tuesday-Friday. Get creative. Just do your sanity a favor, and avoid getting in line with the firing squad that is Monday morning.

Most people don’t stop to think about what’s effective. They are more concerned with what appears diligent. It is because of this, that you might get some pushback, especially in the initial stages. But the benefits far outweigh the discomfort and if you are an entrepreneur, I would suggest that you are one of the few people who are even capable of defying this poisonous habit of turning one day of your week into the day you hate the most. And if us entrepreneurs pick up the torch, who knows? Maybe we’ll get others to follow.